Old Man Lyrics - Presidents Of The United States Of America

Happy with no teeth 

Happy here in hibernation 

Slurpin' on a peach 

Starin' at the situation 

Kitty on my foot 

Meowin' out a conversation 

Rockin' back and forth 

That's my only destination 

Old man on the back porch 

Old man on the back porch 

Old man on the back porch 

And that old man is me! 

Got a two string on my lap 

Total subsonic vacation 

Got chicken on the drums, 

Poundin' out a perfect prescription 

Got twenty little worms 

I'll plug in some amplification 

Got fifteen hundred base drum - luggin bug-eyed monkeys 

All arriving at the station 

I'm sittin on the back porch, kickin' my legs back, 

Rockin' in my rocking chair, and sittin' there 

On the little back porch is about to fall apart 

So I think I might repair it 

Just as I'm thinkin' about repairin' it, 

Some little friends come along 

With some two-string, one-string, no-string guitars 

And they all plug em all in to the back porch 

And they sit around playin' all their favorite songs 

They's kickin' back feelin' real good, 

Real fine, real full of the wine 

And everything's fine, everything's beautiful, 

Everything's great, I just feel so good 

You know I'm seventy years old 

And I'm slurpin' everything through a straw