Tiki Lounge God Lyrics - Presidents Of The United States Of America

I had a girl and she did me wrong 

I didn't let that kind of shit go on too long 

Split the clouds and divided the sea 

Showed the evil girl how nasty the tiki god could be 

She didn't call no more nor bother me 

My little tiki god make sure I'd live in peace 

One day I read they found a body in the river 

Tiki God, make me shake, make me shiver 

I got a Tiki God... saves me... I got a Tiki God 

When Bobby Brady found the idol in the rubble 

Had no idea it would cause so much trouble 

When Greg tried to throw it back in the ocean 

There was a rumble, an awful commotion 

Don't ask me how, but the tiki found Bobby 

He thought the idol was some Hawaiian hobby 

Turned out the god was mean and vicious 

Didn't respond to Bobby's 3 wishes 

He had a Tiki God... saves him... he had a Tiki God 

So when you're caught up in an evil plot 

Your life's in danger and you can hear the shots 

Your head is spinning and you're fading fast 

How long do you think the kind of fun can last 

Your luck will change with a simple motion 

I found my idol in a bottle on the ocean 

Splits the clouds and divides the sea 

And shows those evil guys how nasty those tiki gods can be 

You got a Tiki God... saves you... You got a Tiki God