Tiny Christmas Lyrics - Presidents Of The United States Of America

You know Christmas time is a lovely time of the year 

You can crack a little soda, get a present, and have yourself a beer 

You can make everybody scream 

When you dress up like Santa and 

Come down the stairs 

And open all the presents 

Christmas is a crazy crazy crazy crazy time of year 

You can enjoy the snow 

Or if you live around Seattle you can enjoy the rain 

You can pluck yourself a tune on a tiny guitar 

Cause Christmas is a time for hanging around inside 

Eatin' all the rubarb pie 

Makin people happy with a present or two 

Cause Christmas is a tiny little time of year 

You can warm your nose and your knees and your ears 

Inside with a fire that's large 

I don't know what rhymes with large 

Maybe your mom's name is Marge 

That would be nice 

Christmas is a fabulous invention 

I think they even have a Christmas convention 

Down at the Holiday Inn you can go meet Santa 

And then sit on his lap and get yourself a present 

And you can already tell I'm makin' this up as I go along 

Mellowin' out makin' up a tiny Christmas song 

Cause we all know Jingle Bells 

And Deck the Halls too well 

So it's time for a brand new Christmas carol 

Christmas is a fabulous time of year 

Yes it is, so hold me near, near 

I wanna make it happen 

Open them presents and there wrapping 

Mind me, cause i got what i wanted 

But thats no the point now no 

Cause the point is to be with the ones that you love 

To not be on tour with the band that you love 

But to be home nuzzlein' with your 

Favorite person in the world who ever that might be 

Just go ahead and nuzzle up cause its Christmas time 

Merry Christmas everybody 

from the Presidents Of The United States Of America