Dmv Lyrics - Pork Soda - Primus

I've been to hell. I spell it, I spell it DMV 

Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean 

Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream 

And if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless 

When I need relief I spell it THC 

perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean 

I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory 

As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless 

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease 

There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese 

Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries 

Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to DMV-call it pointless 

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I've been to hell. I spell it, I spell it DMV 

Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean 

I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen 

And if I had my druthers I'd screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless 

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