Hats Off Lyrics - Brown Album - Primus

When I was born, the doc he held me by my ankles 

Smacked my red behind. 

They hosed me down, wrapped me like a bean burrito 

Then marked the date and time. 

Hats off, to the ones that string the beads together 

And keep the ducks in line. 

Hats off to all the ones that stood before me 

And taught a fool to rhyme. 

At thirteen, I made myself a motion picture 

Out of lumps of clay. 

At fourteen, I pulled some weeds and bought a four string 

Taught myself to play. 

At seventeen, I'd get naked with a beauty queen 

At the hot tub zone. 

At nineteen, she was livin' hard and snortin' drugs 

That decayed her bones. 

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Hats off to the ones that put it all together 

And keep their ducks in line. 

Hats off to all the ones that erred before me 

And taught me how to survive. 

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