Pilcher's Squad Lyrics - Primus

Sgt. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, ingenious Sgt. Pilcher 

He's found a way to make them pay 

For the deviant things they do and say 

Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, quick-witted Sgt. Pilcher 

He's a dutiful man with his task at hand 

And he's bound to insure with his master plan 

The purity of the motherland, Sgt. Pilcher 

In October of 1968 in the heart of Montague Square 

There was rumor of some deviation 

So Pilcher's Squad was there 

Though it was determined before the intrudence 

The flat was fully clear 

When Pilcher arrived and made his inspection 

The hashing magically appeared 

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Sgt. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, ingenious Sgt. Pilcher 

He's found a way to make them pay 

For the deviant things they do and say 

Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, quick-witted Sgt. Pilcher 

He's a dutiful man with his task at hand 

And he's bound to insure with his master plan 

The purity of the motherland, Sgt. Pilcher 

In March of 1969 on return from the store 

Patty Harrison found Pilcher's squad waiting at her door 

Planting tidbits on the pop-stars seemed quite the thing to do 

'Till it landed Pilcher in the pokie in 1972 

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Sgt. Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, ingenious Sgt. Pilcher 

He's found a way to make them pay 

For the deviant things they do and say 

Pilcher, Sgt. Pilcher, quick-witted Sgt. Pilcher 

He's a dutiful man with his task at hand 

And he's bound to insure with his master plan 

The purity of the motherland, Sgt. Pilcher