Poetry & Prose Lyrics - Primus

I ain't one for poetry, aint' one for prose. ain't one for the scent of a sping-time rose. 

But the is one face that I do know, I sure get a kick out of that beavis and butt-head show. 

Other day I turn my tv on, and guess what I do see? 

Two crazy-ass cartoon sunsabitches staring on back at me. 

Said "what the hell's this", and ler said "boy, dont' you know? " 

The whole world's gone crazy over that there beavis and butt-head show. 

Talk about couch fishing, now I could go for that. 

I could go for frog baseball, but I be inclined to use a cat! 

On comedy, I'm a stooges man. I like larry, curly and moe. 

But now and then a get a chuckle watchin' the beavis and butt-head show. 

Stone-temple pearlvana chain, now there's a helluva band. 

They got that original sound that's sweepin' 'cross the land. 

Ain't no zz top though, now that's the band for me. 

If I had my way mtv'd play just them and ac/dc. 

I ain't nothing special, I'm your average kinda man. 

I like a frosted barley pop and I drink 'em outta the can! 

I don't give a rat's ass about poetry and not a damn 'bout prose. 

I sure get a kick outta them beavis and butt-head shows. 

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Butthead: "hey beavis..." 

Beavis: "what? " 

Butthead: "i was just like...thinking and stuff...it was pretty cool." 

Beavis: "yeah, I'm gonna try that." 

Butthead: "tv is cool..." 

Beavis: "yeah, yeah, tv rules....it rules! yeah..." 

Butthead: "hey beavis...i heard that pretty soon, they're gonna have, like, 500 channels. 

That's gonna be cool." 

Beavis: "really? that would be cool." 

Butthead: "you know what would be really cool, though? if like, one of the channels didn't suck." 

Beavis: "yeah, but, like, if one of them didn't suck, why would you need the other...um... 

Three hundred and twenty-seven? " 

Butthead: "because, you know all those tv shows that suck? it's like, you gotta put them 

Somewhere! you can't put 'em on the cool channel!" 

Beavis: "yeah, yeah! they should call it the cool channel!" 

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