Blue Beretta Lyrics - Strictly Platinum - Princess Superstar

I was drivin downtown in my blue Beretta 

Wonderin' why people use Velveeta steada cheddar 

Reach down to flip the tape yeah I musta ran a redda 

The cop pulled me over and he said... 

"Hey aren't you Concetta?!!" 

Like Davy I'm a believer 

Like stolen goods I'm a comin to seize ya 

I don't want you to get the wrong idea 

But I got more fingers than Jerry Garcia... 

See ya! 

I got more answers to your questions than Alex Trebec 

And if I was a sandwich I'd be triple deck 

It's the high-tech section of your audio selection 

Put down the white-out chump I don't need no correction 

Takin MC's out like Barclay vs. Barney 

Go to Mount Airy Lodge where my host is named Marney 

MC's try to dis but they can't touch these solos 

If you wanna come correct, be like Mike D. go to the movies, 

Eat some Rolos 

I never take intermissions 

I got more rhymes than John's got Peel sessions 

I'm peanut butter and my man is Fluff 

Wrap the Wonder Bread around us 

We never get enough 

Yo peace to....etc.