Long Gone Geek Lyrics - Procol Harum

Weird goings-on at the county jail 

Prisoners reading the sheriffs mail 

Hes strapped down to a swivel chair 

Trying to swivel right out of there 

Pin-striped sweets in cell 15 

Convinced his self its all a dream 

Hes got a pet black tabby cat 

That carries a gun and wears a stetson hat 

The door flies open, in strides geek 

Looking like the front page of newsweek 

He says to lou in a voice of glee, 

whats the matter, aint you glad to see me? 

Lous on the floor cause he cant stand up 

As green as a leaf in a tea-cup 

When on to geeks back jumps a stetson-hatted cat 

Which breaks geeks neck like he was a rat 

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Long gone geek! 

Long gone geek! 

Long gone geek! 

Long gone geek! 

Long gone geek! 

Long gone geek! 

Long gone geek! 

Long gone geek! 

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