This Is Not A Song, It's A Sandwich Lyrics - Singles - Psychostick

I know what you're thinking 

You're thinking, "This is a song" 

Well I guess I'll just have to show you 

Exactly where you are WRONG! 

Why aren't you hearing the cheese? 

Why aren't you feeling the ham? 

If you don't listen you'll miss it 

You don't understand 

I will explain it all once 

I can explain it all twice 

To make it clear to your brain 

Until you've taken a bite 

It couldn't be a dam 'cause it doesn't have a beaver 

It's not the DMV 'cause it doesn't make you wait 

It couldn't be a taco 'cause it isn't very crunchy 

It couldn't be an Olsen 'cause it isn't Mary-Kate 

It can't be Dirty Dancing 'cause it doesn't make you vomit 

It couldn't be an iron 'cause it doesn't burn your face 

It couldn't be Bruce Campbell 'cause it isn't freakin' awesome 

It couldn't be a keyboard 'cause it doesn't have a space... BAR! 

(Be-cause) 

This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH! 

What would make you think otherwise? 

This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH! 

Now no more of your vile filthy lies 

(This is a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH! 

(Uh... But, it's a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH! 

So what are you thinking? 

Still think this is a song? 

Do you require more proof? 

Do you enjoy being wrong? 

Why aren't you hearing the meat? 

Why aren't you feeling the bread? 

If you don't listen, you'll miss it 

You're making me sad 

I will explain it all once 

I can explain it all twice 

And then again and again 

Until you've taken a bite! 

It couldn't be a chick 'cause it doesn't want to marry 

It can't be Windows Vista 'cause it doesn't suck enough 

It couldn't be a boob 'cause it isn't very squishy 

It couldn't be a beer 'cause it isn't good and stuff 

It couldn't be a tub 'cause it doesn't have a ducky 

It couldn't be a stoner 'cause it doesn't have a joint 

It couldn't be an egg 'cause there is no Easter Bunny 

It couldn't be a song 'cause it doesn't have a point 

(Be-cause!) 

This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH! 

What would make you think otherwise? 

This is not a song, it's a SANDWICH! 

It's really just a hoagie in disguise 

(I'm pretty sure this is a song) NO IT'S A SANDWICH! 

(... Sooong!) SANDWICH! 

(SONG!) SANDWICH! 

(Jesus, dude, what is wrong with you?) NO IT'S A SANDWICH! 

Lettuce, bacon, mayo, tomato, cheese, olives 

Onions, frog, tuna, turkey, peppers, salami 

Noodles, pizza, tires, CROWBARS!!! 

You bought (or stole!) 

This dumb CD 

Now you are suffering 

Driving home, working out 

Or at your job 

At your house, or wherever 

On your iPod