Two Ton Paperweight Lyrics - Psychostick

My car is a PIECE OF SHIT! 

Wanna drive you off a cliff 

Watch you crash into a ravine 

For the things you did to me, you... 

STUPID CAR! 

I wanna make myself a pipe bomb 

Blow your damn engine back to hell 

Where I know you're from. 

Piece of CRAP! 

You aren't even worth the tow 

To a junkyard or a place 

Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I... 

WISH YOU'D DIE! 

Oh never mind, you always do. 

Could you tell me how much longer it will be 

Until I'm rid of you? 

I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something) 

My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy 

I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon 

So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye! 

You leak more than a newborn baby 

I change you oil all the time but still you need some more 

Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors 

Such wondrous variety of problems galore 

Will there be a time 

When I know I can drive 

Without my car breaking down? 

And will I ever see 

It start consistently 

Without the pain and the suffering 

(Stupid fucking car) 

My car is a PIECE OF SHIT! 

I ought to give you a swift kick 

In the muffler, in the tire 

Or where ever I desire you... 

STUPID CAR! 

You never get me very far when 

You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin 

PIECE OF CRAP! 

I guess you want a piece of me 

Since you're leaving all your pieces 

In the middle of the street 

You heap of JUNK! 

I don't know what I'm gonna do 

I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you 

I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead) 

The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me 

Your miles are approaching seven digits 

May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key 

I'm guess I'm just a little angry 

But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide. 

You probably think I'm slightly overreacting 

Has your car ever made you think about suicide? 

Will there be a time 

When I know I can drive 

Without my car breaking down? 

And will I ever see 

It start consistently 

Without the pain and the suffering 

Will there be a time 

When I know I can drive 

Without my car breaking down on me? 

And will I ever see 

It start consistent... 

What the...? 

C'mon... give me a break! 

Alright... PEICE OF SHIT!! 

DIE!!!! 

AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!