Master Of The Universe (sanitised Version) Lyrics - Masters Of The Universe - Pulp

I am the master of this universe and I've got so big it hurts 

Raise your eyes and graze your knees 

His polished surface dulls and cracks 

Oh for your master is displeased, 

because you dared to doubt his word 

I am the master of this universe 

Your bitter laughter breaks his back 

Now you must bear your master's curse 

Oh for I will not let you go 

I taught you everything you know 

Oh now look what you have done 

Now you must walk this town 

'til dawn in every public open place 

Your master's look upon your face 

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You feed him scraps when in the mood 

You've spoilt it all for everyone 

The master vegetates alone in a corner of your home 

You cut your master down to size 

You beat him hard and keep him nude 

Now he cries and he cries now 

Lalalalala lalala... 

And now he begs both night and day 

He lets you take him on your knee 

He keeps on losing consciousness, 

he dearly loves his new mistress 

Now he repeats it every night 

Every night on point of death 

"You are the master of this universe" 

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Now he cries and he cries now 

"You are the master of the universe 

You are the master of the universe 

You are the master of the universe 

You are the master of the universe!"