Lie Lyrics - Anything Goes - Randy Houser

Well, I've been swinging through these swinging doors for 

Goin' on probably about 9 years now, maybe even 10 

And I watch old Joe at the end of the bar 

With another hot woman on his one good arm 

And they walk out for a while and he comes back in smilin' again 

So I finally had to ask old Joe, "Man, what's your secret to success 

Your power of persuasion over the opposite sex" 

And he says, "Son, well honestly, it's pretty simple" 

He said, "I just kinda walk up and buy her a drink 

And open up my mouth and" 

Lie 

I tell her I'm a movie star 

I just flew into town to buy this bar 

I'm only here tonight, that's right 

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I gotta go, yeah 

We're filming on location down in Mexico 

Would you believe that I got the leading role? 

That's right, honey, I beat out a lot of folks that you'd probably know 

Oh, a man has got to do what a man's gotta do 

Anything it takes to make her think you're cool 

Ah, you got nothing to lose, so go on and try 

Just walk right up and smile 

And look her dead in the eye and lie 

That's right, lie 

So I tried and tried a couple weekends 

And it was like strike 1, strike 2, strike out again 

But I narrowed it down and I scratched it out 

And I came up with something that without a doubt I knew 

I was gonna make old Joe proud 

And I go up and I'd say 

Photos 

Hi, honey, whatcha doing for the rest of your life? 

I've been waiting such a long, long time 

And you know what, honey? 

Meetin' you here, man, it just really feels like fate 

Oh, I, I bet you didn't see me as a marrying type 

Let's take it slow, I don't just want one night, oh no, darlin' 

If you're looking for that you might as well look somewhere else 

Well, because I'm just not that kind of guy 

And kids, oh, I love kids 

Dogs, in laws and a piece of land 

Dirty diapers in my mini van 

Aw man, I can hardly wait 

Oh, a man has got to do what a man's gotta do 

Anything it takes to make her think you're cool 

Aw, you got nothin' to lose so go on and try 

Just walk right up, and smile, and look her dead in the eye 

You know what you got to do, lie 

That's right, you gotta lie, sometimes you gotta lie