Putin Lyrics - Randy Newman

Putin puttin' his pants on 

One leg at a time 

You mean he's just like a regular fella, huh? 

He ain't nothing like a regular fella 

Putin puttin' his hat on 

Hat size number nine 

"You sayin' Putin's gettin' big headed?" 

Putin's head's just fine 

He can drive his giant tractor 

Across the Trans-Siberian plain 

He can power a nuclear reactor 

With the left side of his brain 

And when he takes his shirt off 

He drives the ladies crazy 

When he takes his shirt off 

Makes me wanna be a lady 

It's the Putin Girls! 

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Putin if you put it when you 

Put it where you put it 

Putin if you put it 

Will you put it next to me? 

Putin if you put it when you 

Put it where you put it 

Putin if you put it 

Will you put it next to me? 

Now Putin hates the Putin girls 

'Cause he hates vulgarity 

And he loves his mother country 

And he loves his family 

He and his ex-wife Lyudmila 

Are riding along the shore 

Of the beautiful new Russian Black Sea 

Let's listen in 

A great man is speaking 

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We fought a war for this? 

I'm almost ashamed 

The Mediterranean 

Now there's a resort worth fighting for 

If only the Greeks or the Turks 

Would start to sniff around 

I'd bring the hammer down 

So quick their woolly heads would spin 

Woolly head, woolly head, woolly head 

Or, wait a minute 

Even better 

What if the Kurds got in the way? 

Hey! Kurds and way, curds and whey! 

Sometimes a people is greater than their leader 

Germany, Kentucky, France 

Sometimes a leader towers over his country 

One shot at glory, they don't get a second chance 

I dragged these peasants kicking and screaming 

Into the 21st century 

I thought they'd make it 

I must have been dreaming 

These chicken farmers and file clerks gonna be the death of me 

I can't do it 

Sure, you can 

I can't do it 

Yeah, you can 

What makes you say that girls? 

Tell you why. 'Cause you're the Putin man 

Who whipped Napoleon? 

We did! 

Who won World War II? 

The Americans! 

That's a good one ladies 

It's our turn to sit in the comfy chair 

And you're the man gonna get us there! 

I don't know, Lenin couldn't do it 

I don't know, Stalin couldn't do it 

They couldn't do it 

Why you think I can? 

You're gonna lead our people to the Promised Land 

You're right, 'cause, Goddamn, I'm the Putin Man