You Can't Fool The Fat Man Lyrics - Randy Newman

Sittin' with the fat man 

Tryin' to get a loan 

Talkin' about horses 

And the women that we've known 

Spittin' on the sidewalk 

Squintin' into the sun 

Greetin' all the people 

Smilin' at everyone 

I said "Hey, listen, Fat Man 

I just can't get a break 

Must I pay my whole life long 

For just one mistake?" 

"My brother's in the armed forces 

My sister is in jail, 

Won't you give me fifty dollars 

So I can pay her bail?" 

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He said "You Can't Fool The Fat Man 

No, you can't fool me 

You're just a two-bit grifter 

And that's all you'll ever be" 

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