Leechwife Lyrics - How We Quit The Forest - Rasputina

You study hard and go west 

You'll go far, little girl 

Now try hard and be the best 

The best in all the world 

You can create a demand 

For this, your special skill 

You will be healing the ill 

It's surgery, but with no knife 

She'll make a great LeechWife 

You get those suckers to suck 

To suck out what is bad 

'Cause this is science, not luck 

Luck is not what you've had 

But now you've brought yourself up 

Surprise your mom and dad 

With this, your special skill 

You will be improving your life 

She'll make a great LeechWife 

You don't need no New-Age crap 

Good sense is what it makes 

You'll learn it in no time flat 

One leech is all it takes 

It sucks the blood till it's fat 

It's found in ponds and lakes 

The dried up skin then turns black 

You can be one of the fakes 

The quacks and the riff-raff 

She's honing her LeechCraft 

All healed and none killed 

Leech empty, leech filled 

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay 

She's honing her LeechCraft skills 

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay 

Just think of the folks that she will heal! 

She'll make a great LeechWife