Santa Claus Is Watching You Lyrics - Ray Stevens

Now baby doll, sweetie-pie, sugarplum 

Honey-bunch, angel face 

You know you better be good 

And act like two fine lovers should 

Be careful what you say and do 

'Cause Santa Claus is watchin' you 

He's everywhere, he's everywhere 

You'd better kiss and hold me tight 

And give me good lovin' every night 

'Cause you'll be sorry if ya make me blue 

'Cause Santa Claus is watchin' you 

He's everywhere, he's everywhere 

Well you may thing you can sneak around 

And get away with something but there ain't no way 

'Cause Santa's no fool, he's really super cool 

He's the secret head of the CIA 

Eesh, Iish, crime don't pay 

You can't do nothin' 'cause you're never alone 

He's even got a wire tap on your phone 

So baby if you ever do me wrong 

Break my heart and leave me alone 

When Christmas comes, you'll b crying too 

'Cause Santa Claus is watching you 

He's everywhere, he's everywhere 

Every Christmas eve, he climbs on his sled full of toys 

With fuel exhaust and side mirrors 

The fox tails,the mud flaps the leopard-skin seats covers 

And spreads Christmas cheer to all good little girls and boys 

Then he says on Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid 

Donner and Blitzen and Bruce and Marvin, Leon 

Cletus and George and Bill and Slick and Do-right 

Clyde and Ace and Blackie and Queenie 

And Prince and Spot and Rover 

So where's Rudolph 

He's on a stakeout at your house 

You can run, you can hide, but you can't get away 

Got binoculars focused on you everyday 

So baby if you ever do me wrong 

Break my heart and leave me alone 

When Christmas comes, you'll b crying too 

'Cause Santa Claus is watching you 

He's everywhere, he's everywhere 

Yeah, Santa Claus is watchin' you 

He's everywhere oh Lord have mercy! 

Santa Claus has got his eyes all over you baby 

You you better watch out hoo! 

Look out there Santa Claus is peepin' around the corner at you 

You're in deep trouble, you know that? 

I don't think you understand the situation 

I got a call into the North Pole right now 

Them little elves gonna come down here, whoop up on you 

I'm mean you got to be true blue - through and through 

Or Santa's gonna get you!