Snake Farm Lyrics - Snake Farm - Ray Wiley Hubbard

Well a woman I love is named Ramona 

She kinda looks like Tempest Storm 

And she can dance like little Egypt 

She works down at the snake farm 

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Snake Farm it just sounds nasty 

Snake Farm well it pretty much is 

Snake Farm it's a reptile house 

Snake Farm Uuuggghhhhh... 

Well Ramona's got a keen sense of humor 

She got a tattoo down her arm 

It's of a python eatin' a little mouse 

Wearin' a sailor hat that says snake farm 

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I asked Ramona how come she works there 

She says it's got it's charms 

Nothing to do in the winter 

Now and then some kid gets bit at the snake farm 

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Well Ramona likes the Shiner Bock beer 

And the band from England that's called The Alarm 

She said she cried when they broke up 

She still plays their records at the snake farm 

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Sometimes Ramona calls me up 

And says come on down here, it's getting warm 

She runs everybody off 

And we... you know... it's a snake farm 

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