Tainted Food Lyrics - Singles - Reaction 7

Tainted food ain't it great 

There it sits upon the plate 

Insect fragments everywhere 

And a piece of someone's hair 

This is what they call a stew 

You have to fight the urge to spew 

On a scale of one to ten 

Lets just say its minus friend 

Just a side of rotten meat 

And inside a special treat 

Irradiate to kill the germs 

Then afterwards they add the worms 

Tainted meal oh so grand 

On the label there's no brand 

Grab a fork and scoop it up 

Spoiled milk inside the cup 

And it hits you oh so quick 

Suddenly you're getting sick 

Empty cupboard our last meal 

After this we'll never heal 

Grab a fork and dig right in 

It's the worst its ever been 

Expiration date last year 

Botulism drawing near 

Plus it smells like chlorine bleach 

Product safety out of reach 

Tainted meal oh so grand 

On the label there's no brand 

Grab a fork and scoop it up 

Spoiled milk inside the cup 

And it hits you oh so quick 

Suddenly you're getting sick