Crazy Eddies' Last Hurrah Lyrics - Singles - Reckless Kelly

Well it sure didn't take too long 

I woke up this morning she was gone 

And the note that she wrote 

Didn't say Dear John, just goodbye fucker I'm gone 

She was a homegrown mountain girl 

Raised in a different world 

I was a wanna be rocker 

She was more into Merle 

Couldn't see it just wouldn't work 

And now I'm double fisting long necks, grapefruit and Stoli 

Never getting over Joely 

Well I poured myself in my car 

I drove it on down to the bar 

But they wouldn't let me in 

Cause I ain't a movie star 

So I went to the Horse Shoe on Lamar 

The bouncer threw me out there too 

And I didn't know what to do 

So I picked up the phone 

And I Called guess who? 

But the call block wouldn't let me through 

And now I'm wishing for some drugs or a shrink to console me 

But I'm never getting over Joely 

Well I gathered up all my guns 

And a pipe bomb just for fun 

And I drove to her house and parked on the lawn 

She's right I always was the crazy one. 

Well her boyfriend was sure nice to me 

Said calm down would you like a drink 

And then I shot him full of holes 

From his nose to his knees 

And I polished off my little sweet pea 

And I'm crying on me knees feeling dirty and unholy 

But I'm never getting over Joely 

Now I'll probably get life and serve at least forty, 

But I'm never getting over Joely