Animal Language Lyrics - Reed Lou

Miss Riley had a dog 

She used to keep it in her back yard 

And when the dog began to bark 

All the neighbours began to shout 

Then came a stormy night, Miss Riley let her dog out 

And when the neighbours found him 'round 

They put a gun down his mouth and shot him down 

And he went: oooh wow, bow wow, oooh wow, bow wow 

Miss Murphy had a cat, on her lap it sat 

And once in a great big while 

And once in a great big while 

It looked like that Cheshire cat did smile 

But one day it got so hot 

That Cheshire cat had a blood clot 

And she said: oooh meow meow, oooh meow meow 

Then the dog met the cat 

The dog was hot and the cat was met 

Then came some sweaty dude 

He put a board between the two 

Then they couldn't get at it, got frustrated all about it 

So they did the only thing you could do 

They took the dude's sweat and shot it up between the two 

And they said: oooh wow, bow wow meow, oooh wow, bow wow meow