Everybody's Drunk Lyrics - Monkeys For Nothin' And The Chimps For Free - Reel Big Fish

Everybody's druuuunk 

Everybody's drunk tonight 

Everybody's druuuunk 

Everybody's drunk tonight 

Everybody's druuuunk 

Everybody's drunk in here 

Tonight's the night 

We're gonna get plastered 

Pissed off 

Maybe even get laid, too 

Booze on your breath 

Always makes girls horny 

So come on boys, let's 

CHUG A FEW! 

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Everybody's druuuunk 

Everybody's drunk tonight 

Everybody's druuuunk 

Everybody's drunk, oh yeah 

People pouring 

In the front door 

Most of them 

I've never seen in my life 

I hear the sound of 

Windows breaking 

Who just lit the 

Couch on fire?! 

Everybody's druuuunk 

Everybody's drunk tonight 

Everybody's druuuunk 

Everybody's drunk tonight! 

Photos 

And if you're coming here... 

Don't forget to have 

Yourself a beer! 

There's two girls 

Throwin' up in the bathroom 

A good friend holds your head back 

When you puke 

Tonight's the night 

So grab your whatever 

Lift your something 

Here's a toast to you! 

WE'RE ALL GONNA GET DRUNK! 

OH! WE'RE ALL GONNA GET DRUNK! 

OH WAIT WE'RE ALREADY... 

DRUUUUUNK! 

Everybody's druuuunk 

Everybody's drunk tonight 

Everybody's druuuunk 

Everybody's drunk, hoorah! 

Fa la la la laaa la la! 

(Uh, actually, I'm not drunk. At all. No. I've gotta drive all these people home. Have 

A good time... assholes.) 

(Hey! Lemme yell at your face! Cause I love ya! Lemme yell at your face!) 

(Say, I don't feel so good...) 

(Get 'I'm a trash can!) 

(-urp- There is no trash can!)