Skank For Christmas Lyrics - Reel Big Fish

I don't wanna go riding in a one horse sleigh 

I don't care about a Winter Wonderland anyway 

I don't wanna build a man out of ice and snow 

I don't wanna kiss a girl under a mistletoe 

I don't care if there's presents underneath the tree 

Well there's just one thing I need 

I just wanna, I just wanna, I just wanna, 

I just wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas 

I don't wanna eat sugar puffs or candy canes, 

I don't wanna go wassailing, whatever that means 

I don't care about a white bearded man in red 

I don't care about elves or Reindeer-pulled Sled 

I don't care if Rudolph's nose is shining bright 

There's only one thing I need tonight 

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I just wanna, I really, really wanna, I just wanna, 

I really, really wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas 

I don't wanna roast chestnuts on an open flame 

Silver dolls and tinsel won't make my day 

I didn't hang up my stockings above the fireplace, 

But I got my dancing shoes on and I'm running in place 

Maybe it's cold outside but don't worry, 

Once we start dancing we'll be warm in a hurry, Let's go! 

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder, Blitzen 

You can turn 'em all into medicine 

Tales like this sing into medicine. 

I don't care about coal in my stockings 

Sugar-Plum Fairies are Jingle Bell Rocking 

Maybe I can use a little Ho Ho Ho 

But we'll just see how it goes 

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I just wanna skank, 

I just wanna skank, (oh babe) 

I just wanna skank, 

I just wanna skank, (oh babe) 

That's all I want, That's all I need 

I just wanna skank. 

I just wanna, I just wanna, I really, really wanna, 

I really, really wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas 

I just wanna, (HEY HO) 

I just wanna, (HEY HO) 

I just wanna skank! For Christmas 

I just wanna, (HEY HO) 

I just wanna, (HEY HO) 

I just wanna skank! For Christmas 

And there's nobody 

I'd rather be skanking with, than you 

(And of course, when I say skank, I'm talking about the ska dance. And nothing else. Merry Christmas)