Grammar Nazi Lyrics - Reese Lansangan

See I like a boy 

cute and nice and tall 

But theres one problem (Guess what) 

He couldn't spell right at all 

And I know thats not the end all be all 

But it really kinda blows 

Poor guy doesn't even like books (I know!) 

And sometimes, it shows 

My momma told me its unwise to like a boy who is just nice 

Who couldn't put apostrophe ss on his possessives 

And don't look at me when I look at you 

Whenever you say stuffs 

Cause thats my cue (RETCHHH) 

I'm not a nazi 

I just care about good grammar 

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Hey paparazzi (okay) 

I just said that cause it rhymed 

But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me 

You type lose with one o if youre losing your mind 

Two Os for describing bowel movements of any kind 

You see your and you're 

Theyre two, two different things, baby 

Its YOUR problem YOU'RE confused 

But Imma help you out with the words you use, yeah 

My momma told me its unwise to like a boy who is just nice 

Who couldn't put apostrophe ss on his possessives 

And don't look at me when I look at you 

Whenever you say stuffs (stuffs!) 

Cause thats my cue (RETCHHH) 

I'm not a nazi 

I just care about good grammar 

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Hey paparazzi (okay) 

I just said that cause it rhymed 

But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me 

I suggest you brush up on your subject-verb agreement 

If we keep this up, its gonna be a commitment 

You never say Dogs barks you just say bark 

Pay a bit of attention were gonna take it to the park 

Double negatives and all its relatives 

Don't sound no good if they ain't in a rap song 

I'm gonna break it down to you 

I hate it when you say furnitures 

When you mean pieces of furniture 

Let the plural be pluralized 

The English language doesn't deserve to be compromised 

Its TO to direct, TOO for too much, TWO is a number 

Learn it, else I'll be holding a grudge 

THERES two baby cubs 

And THEIR momma lion 

And THEY'RE together its as clear as day 

If you're debating if I was versus If I were, I say 

Who would you believe more? 

Bieber or Beyonce (1, 2, 3) 

I'm not a nazi 

I just care about good grammar 

Hey paparazzi (okay) 

I just said that cause it rhymed 

But don't you dare commit a grammar crime 

I'm not a nazi 

I just care about good grammar 

Hey paparazzi 

I just said that cause it rhymed 

But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me