Couldn't Do It Lyrics - Singles - Regurgitator

If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts 

Stand my head maybe juggle three alley cats 

Take out the King Kong still feel strong 

Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken 

Bat feet frogs tongue and not take a lichen 

Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster 

I get a charge but still feel the most 

Take out the mummy, the werewolf and dog man 

Save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan 

Head on with Godzilla and not flinch a muscle 

Outwit Captain Kurk without the slightest of hassle 

Drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff 

Say no to the go-go, but then take on a fat spliff 

Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead 

Come back from the grave to walk with the undead 

I couldn't do it 

Could you do it? 

No I couldn't do it 

Could you do it? 

You know, I don't like to do this 

You know, I don't like to do this 

I could nurture a flower to grow into a triffid 

Spit lethal poison leave your body rigid 

I've talked to Satan, I've talked to god 

Without standing in the flesh with my hand on my big rod 

I couldn't do it 

Could you do it? 

No I couldn't do it 

Could you do it? 

You know, I don't like to do this 

You know, I don't like to do this 

You know, I don't like to do this 

You know, I don't like to do this 

If I could calculate a score of unbelievable acts 

Stand my head juggle three alley cats 

Take out the King Kong and I still feel strong 

Unleash voodoo with the use of a chicken 

Bat feet frogs tongue and not take a licken 

Walk in the rain plugged into a toaster 

I get a charge but still feel the most 

Take out the mummy the werewolf and dog man 

Save a drowning princess from the toxic avenger's plan 

Head on with Godzilla and not flinch a muscle 

Outwit Captain Kurk without the slightest of hassle 

Drown a fish or maybe push a bird off a cliff 

Say no to the go-go, but then take on a fat spliff 

Grow an extra arm coming out of my forehead 

Back from the grave to walk with the undead 

I couldn't do it 

Could you do it? 

I couldn't do it 

Could you do it? 

I couldn't do it 

Could you do it? 

No I couldn't do it 

Could you do it?