Pretend Friend Lyrics - Regurgitator

this is my pretend friend 

treat him with kindness 

take her wherever i go 

just so there's someone i know 

he's made of plastic 

so she won't talk back 

he is a good friend 

because she's pretend 

pretend 

this is my pretend friend 

she is my witness 

he's filled her head the facts of my unspeakable acts 

he'll talk for hours she never sours 

he is a good friend she doesn't offend 

o-offend doesn't offend 

this is my pretend friend 

she fakes it so well 

i fuck him every night and brag about it 

but then it's quite true that i don't like you