College Kids Lyrics - Two Lefts Don't Make A Right...but Three Do - Relient K

someone please save us, 

us collage kids! 

what my parents told me 

is what i did 

they said go to school and 

be a collage kid 

but in the end 

i questioned why i did 

i'm poor, i'm starving, i'm flat broke 

i've got no cash to spend 

sell all my books for front row tickets 

to dave matthews band 

my girlfriends at another school 

i know this year will test her 

i called, found out she had three other boyfrieds last semester 

and that's why i say 

oh no! not for me not for me 

call it torture call it university 

no! arts and crafts is all i need 

i'll take calligraphy and 

then ill make a fake degree 

80 grand later i found out 

that all that i had learned 

is that you should show up to 

take your finals and your midterms 

the party scene is kinda mean 

i think it's sick and twisted 

the navy showed up at my dorm 

and clamed that i enlisted 

(repeat chorus) 

don't get excited she'll say 'no' 

without a doubt you see 

and i've decided college girls 

just won't go out with me 

they make me nervous and they 

allways catch me off my guard 

like cell phone service 

i drop out cause college is to hard 

it's time to call my father 

cause it's his alma mater 

good grades arn't what they seem 

i think he knows the dean 

it's time to call my father 

cause it's his alma mater 

he said he's proud of me 

but college always was his dream 

and i would always say it's not for me 

(repeat chorus) 

phi, beta, delta, kappa 

do what will make you happy 

do what you feel is right 

only but one thing matters 

learn how to live your life 

do what will make God happy 

do what you feel is right 

only but one thing matters 

learn how to live your life