[hidden Track] Lyrics - Relient K

Pepperoni, and it was all just a dream 

Baby rhapso, ho 

I'm the confused neck with the keep getting restless 

Eating 20 lbs of 'basgetti for breakfast 

Sill showing up on your 10 best dressed list 

I told you my name is MC Defenseless 

Duct tape wrapped around my feet 

Held hostage before the big track meet 

Fourteen feet from eighteenth street 

I know for a fact that you think I'm neat 

Yo, you stick around like a fly on the wall 

With surround sound you found that you hear it all 

When it all comes through I hear you say so dude 

I never thought money really mattered to you 

When all the kings horses and all the kings men 

Took all the kings credit and they started to spend 

It all on the worthlessness a tragedy went 

Your moving in with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air 

Ladies and gentlemen 

The worst freestyle rapper ever 

Um uh, uh give me a second, uh shoot 

Um uh, right here we go 

Apples are green and carrots are orange 

And then they go and then you go 

What nothing, what oh what rhymes with orange? 

Oh geez, I really am bad, just gimme, gimme a second 

No man, your done 

Who's that wearing those silly shoes? 

We are wearing those silly shoes 

Well I really hate those silly shoes 

Well we really like those silly shoes 

Please stop wearin' silly shoes 

We won't stop wearing those silly shoes 

They're just shoes, man 

Well I've learned to respect your silly shoes 

The respect for you is so that we won't lose 

Can I try on a pair of your silly shoes? 

Man, quit talking about those silly shoes 

You say I'm boring, but I say hardly 

Well let's get together and have a pizza party 

Pizza party, pepperoni 

And it was all just a dream 

Forever