Santa Claus Is Thumbing To Town Lyrics - Relient K

Twas the night before Christmas 

And up at the North Pole 

Everybody's going crazy 

Everything's out of control 

The toy shop is on fire 

The toys melting on the shelves 

And you can hear Mrs. Claus screaming 

I warned you never trust those elves 

Unless something drastic happens fast 

Say hello to the ghost of Christmas past 

Because, Rudolph's puking boughs of holly 

Old Saint Nick ain't all that jolly 

And the sleigh's in the shop 

'Cause it's broken down 

But Christmas won't stop 

'Cause Santa Claus is thumbing to town, uh-oh 

Santa Claus is thumbing to town, uh-oh 

Santa Claus is thumbing to town, uh-oh 

Santa Claus is thumbing to town, uh-oh 

Very much to his disliking 

Santa spent all night hitch-hiking 

With a sign that reads, ho ho slow down 

Santa Claus is thumbing to town 

Every car just drove right past him 

And sped right out of sight 

Santa never got to ask them 

To drive around the world in just one night 

So Kris Kringle started walkin' 

Through the snow without his sleigh 

Shed a tear for every stocking 

That would be empty Christmas day 

Unless something drastic happens fast 

Say hello to the ghost of Christmas past 

Because, Rudolph's puking boughs of holly 

Old Saint Nick ain't all that jolly 

And the sleigh's in the shop 

'Cause it's broken down, 

But Christmas won't stop 

'Cause Santa Claus is thumbing to town, uh-oh 

Santa Claus is thumbing to town, uh-oh 

Santa Claus is thumbing to town, uh-oh 

Santa Claus is thumbing to town, uh-oh 

Very much to his disliking 

Santa spent all night hitch-hiking 

With a sign that reads, ho ho slow down 

Santa Claus is thumbing to town 

Santa Claus is thumbing to town