King Of Comedy Lyrics - Monster - Rem

Make your money with a suit and tie 

Make your money with shrewd denial 

Make your money expert advice, 

If you can wing it 

Make your money with a power ply 

Make your money with a buyout bribe 

You can lie as long as you mean it 

I'm not king of comedy, 

Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me) 

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Make your money with exploitation 

Make it holy illumination 

Say a prayer at every station 

Don't forget to ask for mercy 

Make your money with a pretty face 

Make it easy with product placement 

Make it charged with controversy 

I'm straight, I'm queer, I'm bi 

I'm not king of comedy, 

I'm not your magazine, 

I'm not your television 

Make your money, make it rich 

make it young and make it quick 

Make your money on the jukebox, baby, 

it's pick up sticks, 

Make your enemies make your moves 

Make your critics fumble through 

Make it smart and make it schmooze 

Make it look easy 

I'm not king of comedy, 

I'm not your magazine, 

I'm not your television, 

I'm not your movie screen 

I'm not commodity (all together now) 

I'm not commodity 

I'm not commodity