Lizard Lady Lyrics - 13th Anniversary Show: Live In The U.s.a. - Residents

What's a woman going to do 

But throw away her bread; 

Her feet are feeling funny 

As she lies beneath the bed; 

She reminisces of the pungent Adriatic Sea, 

And then she crawls and counts her cans 

And twitches like a flea. 

What she really likes to do 

Is sit upon a pew, 

And make believe that time has stopped 

And motionless is new; 

Planes are stranded in the sky 

And drains are stopping, too, 

And she alone is laughing under 

Eyelids full of flu. 

She scurries hurries worries that 

The wicked will receive 

Their candy from a handsome man 

And coffee from a thief; 

She gazes at a hourglass and 

Asks it if it cares, 

And then she wonders if the lizard 

Likes his lettuce rare: 

"Lizard, yes a lizard, little lizard of the sea, 

Conspicuously alcoholic, flicks his tongue at me! 

Release me lizard! Licking lizard, 

blizzard of the bea, 

Mushed inside a sock you still 

dare me --- to die 

Dare me to die --- at home..." 

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"Coating all my lungs with honey, 

Sticky coating running runny, 

Feet of lizard fly! 

And stop and fly and stop and fly 

And flicker tongue is licking out 

To find me --- feel me. Hide! 

Hide from the tongue! 

The tongue is coming! Cruising! Oozing! 

Over land and under ashes, 

In the sunlight, see -- it flashes, 

Find a fly and eat his eye, 

But don't believe in me. 

Don't believe in me. 

Don't believe in me." 

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