Mickey - The Mumbling Midget Lyrics - Residents

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Mickey - The Mumbling Midget 

Mickey the mumbling midget 

was ten years old today 

Mickey the mumbling midget 

somehow ran away 

Mickey the mumbling midget 

was not in his cage 

Mickey the mumbling midget 

soon would need a shave 

Lassie looked at something shapeless lying on the lawn 

Scratchy at some scabby sores and stretching as it 

yawned 

It seemed to be uneasy as it looked up at the moon 

She sensed the tension in the air and smelled a sweet 

baboon. 

Pungent was the warm aroma drifting in the air 

She hoped he would smell her heat and lick her 

silken hair. 

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