Role Models Lyrics - Retard-o-bot

Everyone I looked up to 

Had a white moustache and tophat to match 

I might laugh if I had a chance 

Might laugh if I had a chance 

Everyone I looked up to 

Had a white moustache and tophat to match 

I might laugh if I had a chance 

Might laugh if I had a chance 

They had a two-step-strut 

They were a two-faced fraud 

If it wasn't for them... oh god 

It's just one of those days 

It's just one of those days 

This just came in 

This just came in 

It's hip to be square 

Role models don't exist 

No one told you, so it comes to this 

Role models don't exist, role models don't exist 

Role models don't exist 

No one told you, so it comes to this 

Role models don't exist, role models don't exist