Callin' In Twisted Lyrics - Singles - Reverend Horton Heat

I'm calling in sick 

I'm calling in twisted 

I was drinking two-fisted 

I'm sick 

I'm calling in twisted 

Hanging with friends 

We were doing slammers 

They try and get me hammered 

Boss, I said no 

But they insisted 

I'm calling in sick 

I'm calling in bland 

The biggest Freak-a-zoid ever known to man 

I'm sick 

I'm calling in twisted 

I'm calling in sick 

I'm calling in tired 

Look man I am oh so wired 

I'm sick 

I'm calling in twisted 

Won't be the first time I lost a good job 

Look at me now - a drunken slob 

I'm sick 

I'm calling in twisted 

I'm calling in pissed 

Hung over y'all 

I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call 

I'm sick 

I'm calling in twisted 

I'm calling in sick 

I'm calling in twisted 

I was drinking two-fisted 

I'm sick 

I'm calling in twisted 

I'm calling in pissed 

Hung over y'all 

I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call 

I'm sick 

I'm calling in twisted 

Yeah I'm sick 

I'm calling in twisted 

Yeah I'm sick 

I'm calling in twisted 

Yeah I'm sick 

I'm calling in twisted