I'm Your Pet Rock Lyrics - Reverend Horton Heat

I came with instructions that made you laugh 

It wasn't very much just a pair of graphs 

You think that shredded paper is all I need 

Pull my instructions from the box and reread 

Chorus: 

I'm your pet rock 

Your rock 

I'm your pet rock 

Your rock 

I know you got means 

And your wishes and stuff 

Sometimes you tell me that your life is rough 

I'm here for you and you know that well 

Stuck inside this pet rock hell 

Chorus 

I live behind the clock (3x) 

...and it goes ticktock 

Time wastes away 

Yeah I live behind the clock 

I live behind the clock (2x) 

...and it goes ticktock 

You want to go drink with your old friends 

It used to be me back when I was the trend 

You train your dog to fetch and heal 

but you don't think twice about how it would feel 

To be a pet rock 

Your rock 

I'm your pet rock 

Your rock 

I'M YOUR PET ROCK! 

I live behind the clock (3x) 

...and it goes tick tock 

Time wastes away