So Dang Dark Lyrics - Rhett And Link

I'm not afraid of the dark 

I'm afraid of what's in the dark 

That I cannot see 

because it's so dang dark 

so dang dark 

so dang dark 

so dang dark 

so dang dark 

There might be a ghost in the dark 

That's pretty unlikely 

but there definitely could be a slippery spot 

and that's arguably even more frightening 

There might be a sudden level change 

Like an unexpected step down 

Your foot is still up in the air 

when your brain thought it'd be on the ground by now 

There might be some fungus 

because they like it where it's dark and moist 

wait, are we talking about mushrooms 

athlete's foot but you make a good point 

cuz some mushrooms are deadly 

and in the dark I might be fooled 

but it's not like you have to eat it 

but you know how much I love mushrooms 

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I'm not afraid of the dark 

I'm afraid of what's in the dark 

that I can not see 

because it's so dang dark 

so dang dark 

so dang dark 

so dang dark 

so dang dark 

There could be two fractions in the dark 

and they need to be added together 

but I don't remember how to add fractions 

and I don't have a calculator 

There might be a jury summons 

and it says you gotta go in on your birthday 

but I have to look at murder photos 

while I'm trying to enjoy my ice cream cake 

There could be a brand new home 

congratulations 

but they started fracking at the edge of my neighborhood 

and now my home is depreciated 

Photos 

What if there's a blank canvas 

Where do I even start? 

and is it even worth the risk 

Who am I? 

Should I go back to law school 

I'm not afraid of the dark 

I'm afraid of what's in the dark 

that I can not see 

because it's so dang dark 

so dang dark 

so dang dark 

so dang dark 

so dang dark