Kitty Lyrics - Rich Brian

Let me tell a story 'bout a boy named Brian 

This is not a fairy tale, no, that's not what I'm implying 

This is really not the type rhyme, writing 'bout flexing 

Got some bitches on the phone but I'm really not replying type shit 

With the clique, and we going out to get ourselves a drink 

To the fast lane, might make the pedal fuckin' sink 

Bumping Lil Wayne, feeling like we ain't got time to think 

Cigarettes, feeling like we be the kings, got to the party 'bout 11: 28 

Went up to the bartender asking for some Bombay 

No mixer, straight up, so you know I'm getting wasted 

Then I realized I ain't even bring my paper 

Might notice [?] see him, losin' like I'm Charlie Sheen 

We can let them wait, panicking 'cause now my glass is clean 

Talking to the bartender, "Sorry sir, I'm just a teen" 

That's when I finally met the girl of my fuckin' dreams 

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Ain't no game that I play when it comes to 

Getting that kitty out the cage for my night, go 

Drive to the store just to buy a fuckin' mattress 

If that can mean she gon' end up on my nitrous 

Back to the story and now I'm talking to this girl 

I'ma call her Tracy and she looking like dessert 

She noticing that I'm trussing, then she asked me, "What for?" 

And I told her everything, and she gave me three fours 

She said, "Where you wanna go?" and I told her, "I don't know" 

"Do you got a girlfriend? That don't really matter, though" 

I'm like, "Oh shit," thinkin' 'bout where this gonna go 

So I proceed, man's never did this shit before, aye 

Back to her place now, tryna get my thing up 

2 AM, whiskey dick, 80% discount 

So I had to go down, cruising down to poon town 

Making sure I put that bitch's frown on upside-down 

Getting pretty wet, sweat running down her neck 

And the kitty so cute, I wanna keep it as a pet 

She so clean, man, that pussy smell like honeydew zest 

Finally getting hard, so you know what's finna happen next 

Ain't no game that I play when it comes to 

Getting that kitty out the cage for my night, go 

Drive to the store just to buy a fuckin' mattress 

If that can mean she gon' end up on my nitrous 

Struggling to put the Jimmy on, turning red, I feel like a million 

Then she getting on top and your boy just start to feel hysteria 

"Bump and Grind" playing in the 

stereo when I told her, "It's my first time" 

And she told me, "Baby, it's fine, 

I don't mind", she held my hand and it was intertwined 

My god, it was nothing like what I had in my mind 

Now it's time to put it in, baby, now it's primetime 

This is where the fun begun 

Heard her moan and I'm feeling like I'm 'bout to fuckin' cum 

Heard a knock, now your boy's got to go and fuckin' run 

Then I made a jump, heard the loudest scream ever 

It was from her fuckin' mom, aye 

Called Mike on the team, said I need to leave the scene 

He done picked me up, told him 'bout the girl that did the deed 

Even said her name, then he asked if he could take a peek 

Jumped out his fuckin' seat, turns out I fucked his sis