Fast Food Lyrics - Richard Thompson

Big Mac, small Mac, burger and fries 

Sheave 'em in boxes all the same size 

Easy on the mustard, heavy on the sauce 

Double for the fat boy eats like a horse 

Fry them patties and send 'em right through 

Microwave oven going to fry me too 

Can't lose my job by getting in a rage 

Got to get my hands on that minimum wage 

Shove it in their faces, give 'em what they want 

Got to make it fast, it's a fast food restaurant 

Shakes' full of plastic, meat's full of worms 

Everything's zapped so you won't get germs 

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Water down the ketchup, easier to pour on 

Pictures on the register in case you're a moron 

Keep your uniform clean, don't talk back 

Blood down your sh*t going to get you the sack 

Sugar, grease, fats and starches 

Fine to dine at the golden arches 

Shove it in their faces, give 'em what they want 

Got to make it fast, it's a fast food restaurant 

Shakes' full of plastic, meat's full of worms 

Everything's zapped so you won't get germs 

Baby thrown up, booth number 9 

Wash it down, hose it down, happens all the time 

Cigarettes in the coffee, contact lens in the tea 

I'd rather feed pigs than humanity 

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Shove it in their faces, give 'em what they want 

Got to make it fast, it's a fast food restaurant 

Shakes' full of plastic, meat's full of worms 

Everything's zapped so you won't get germs