Fully Qualified To Be Your Man Lyrics - Richard Thompson

I don't want to be your friend anymore 

You've got fifty friends knocking at your door 

Life is short, so please understand 

I'm fully qualified to be your man 

You know zoology is up my street 

And your anatomy is far from discreet 

I'm good and ready for my entrance exam 

I'm fully qualified to be your man 

I've been studying your every need 

I've got statistics that'll make you plead 

I'll put my thesis right in your hand 

I'm fully qualified to be your man 

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Maroon room, perfumes of Araby 

Sineads in braids in shades of Carnaby 

Now there's diplomas you can get in the mail 

And there's diplomas you can get in jail 

But I'm a genius at being your fan 

I'm fully qualified to be your man 

Crystal balls and shawls and lava lamps 

I'm a counter culture vulture, don't put the damps on me 

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Now you're my favorite subject or two 

I've been really boning up on you 

Let me know when it's safe to land 

I'm fully qualified to be your man