The Money Shuffle Lyrics - Dream Attic - Richard Thompson

I love kittens and little babies 

Can't you see that's the guy I am? 

And your money is so safe with me 

You never met such an honest man 

Glossies on my office wall 

The rich and famous, I know them all 

Come on and do the money shuffle 

I've got you right there where I want you 

Come on and do the money shuffle 

Can't find your money if you want to 

Stock market going through the roof now 

So rich I'll never add it up now 

I've got your savings here somewhere 

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Here at Warbrook and Jones it's all tradition 

We never pimp and we don't hustle 

If you'll just bend over a little 

I think you'll feel my financial muscle 

Spread it wide, wide as you can 

To get the full benefit of my plan 

I said, come on and do the money shuffle 

I've got you right there where I want you 

Come on and do the money shuffle 

Can't find your money if you want to 

My God, the market's in a free fall 

I'll save my arse and skip the country 

Wish I knew the hell what I was doing 

This year, think I'll skip Monte 

One tires of the same old social scene 

With all the problems in the world today 

They'll notice if my bonus is obscene 

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Spread it wide, wide as you can 

To get the full benefit of my plan 

I said, come on and do the money shuffle 

I've got you right there where I want you 

Come on and do the money shuffle 

Can't find your money if you want to 

Stock market going through the roof now 

So rich I'll never add it up now 

I've got your savings here somewhere 

Come on and do the money shuffle 

Come on and do the money shuffle 

Come on and do the money shuffle