In The Land Of The Blind Lyrics - Rick Springfield

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The priest wears a black eye patch and fake Prada perfume 

On his walking cane is the Holy Roman ring 

He wants to blindfold you all alone in his bedroom 

In the land of the blind the one eyed-man is king 

Hosanna closes her eyes at Saint Peter's urging 

She tapes them shut so she can't see anything 

She don't know it yet, but she's no longer virgin 

Here in the land of the blind, the one-eyed snake is king 

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The cyclops in the White House understands it 

Keeps everyone snow blind from the great west wing 

He knows your rules don't apply here in the snake pit 

It's a land of the blind and the one eyed-man is king 

Oh, every night you pray or is it wishing? 

Cause you're in no position to ask for anything 

I'm guided by a warning light from heaven 

Inspired by the violent Arab Spring 

I nearly died once in a wrecked Porsche 911 

But in the land of the dead, the dying man is king 

You're looking for someone to lead you through this 

I'm standing here, let's do this 

Throw my hat into the ring 

He sentenced me to eternity in exile 

Then drew the battle lines with David's sling 

He gave every sightless clown a nuclear missile 

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king 

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Oh, meet me at your mama's by the parkway 

And I'll free your soul from every apron string 

In the execution hood you wore on Saint's Day 

We'll join the land of the blind where the one eyed man is king