Bowel Moves Lyrics - Singles - Rivers Bob

I was a little too stuffed 

Had to lose a few pounds 

Pants too tight, seams busting out 

Just had a big burritto with beans and rice 

With salsa on top, and some extra spice 

Lots of extra spice... 

Out there in the bathroom where the air gets heavy 

Sat on a cold seat, thought I was ready... 

Working up a cold sweat and reading the news 

Workin' on a bowel move... 

Trying' to move some backed up, drive-thru food 

Workin' on a bowel move 

And it was takin' time. 

I was up last night trying to make some thunder 

How long would it take, I sat and wondered? 

Started reading a magazine from 1962 

And I'm waiting for a bowel move 

'Cause I'm all bound up by cheese that's turned to glue... 

waiting on a bowel move... 

I'm out of paper too. 

Bowel move... 

Ain't it funny how it takes so much time 

For a bowel move? 

I wanna remember, I wanna remember, I wanna remember... 

I should've brought my camera. 

Yeah, yeah, yeah.....