Bayview Diner Lyrics - Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar

Bayview Diner 

Let me tell you about a place called the bayview diner 

The waiting staff that they have there could not be any finer 

But the guy in back was a jerk 

who went utterly berserk 

for no reason other than me being a bit of a quirk 

I had finished my food and I had enjoyed it very much 

the waitress offered to refill my coffee oh what a nice touch 

when I was halfway done with it 

I went to the bathroom to take a shit 

Then I finished my coffee ready for the road to hit 

So I head on to the back and I go unplug my phone 

Then from the kitchen here he comes and in a very mean tone 

He says that you have to go 

been here too long you know 

Well I was about to leave but it looks like I've got a new foe 

I go out to the parking lot to record myself a video shot 

He comes out with a temper hot fuming face dripping with snot 

He thinks that he is hot to trot but he's no better than a little tot 

just a preprogrammed robot thinking all the homeless should rot 

So I go outside and play guitar at the abandoned store 

and I'm sure that really gets his goat because its right next door 

Now here come the police 

They're just trying to keep the peace 

I try to argue my case but then I choose to cease 

So I take my stuff across the lot and onto public land 

The cops don't even bust my balls I guess they understand 

Then I finish up my set 

Now it's time to jet 

Time to write this song so that I never forget 

Hear my story jerky dude that is what you get for being rude 

Giving me bad attitude looking down on me you silly snood 

What put you in such a bad mood You've been taught wrong your thoughts delude 

Spent half my money on your food Now I'll get payback and not intrude 

Let me tell you about a place called the bayview diner 

The waiting staff that they have there could not be any finer 

But the guy in back was a jerk 

who went utterly berserk 

for no reason other than me being a bit of a quirk 

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