Man Eating Caterpillar Lyrics - Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar

[Man Eating Caterpillar] 

[verse 1] 

There's a man eating caterpillar crawling outside on the lawn chair 

he's four feet long with many feet and covered in lots of spiny hair 

a lady saw him screamed and ran because the creature gave her quite a scare 

I'm gonna catch it for an exhibit at the local street fair 

[verse 2] 

tho it had left we were still able to follow its long slithery trail 

we caught up as it entered the woods and saw each foot had long razor sharp nails 

my friends they all exclaimed in shock and one even began to cry and wail 

aw come on guys it was fun till now but I really think we have to bail 

[verse 3] 

I calmed down my friends and entered the woods just as it was getting dark 

armed with sticks and rocks we'd gathered up from the local park 

when we encountered the creature he let out a loud ferocious bark 

so we went on the attack and prayed we just wouldn't miss our mark 

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[chorus] 

But you better beware 

he'll drag you to his lair 

when you're caught in his stare 

from your body your limbs he will tear 

the man eating caterpillar is gonna eat ya 

gonna beat ya this I'll teach ya 

turn all you dudes into food 

his bad attitude will just kill your mood 

he'll tear you apart limb from limb 

if you dare to challenge him 

[Verse 4] 

Hard as we tried the monster continued to hold up to our stand 

nothing seemed to be going at all the way that we planned 

we ran out of rocks broke our sticks and then we began to throw sand 

and that was the moment the situation got completely out of hand 

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[verse 5] 

The monster went crazy and bit off the nearest kids head 

he continued on his rampage eating all my friends up like bread 

we hoped he couldn't swim so we headed for the nearest river bed 

when I emerged on the other side I saw that all my buddies were dead 

[chorus] 

But you better beware 

he'll drag you to his lair 

when you're caught in his stare 

from your body your limbs he will tear 

the man eating caterpillar is gonna eat ya 

gonna beat ya this I'll teach ya 

turn all you dudes into food 

his bad attitude will just kill your mood 

he'll tear you apart limb from limb 

if you dare to challenge him 

[verse 6] 

If you wanna catch a caterpillar you better start with ones which are small 

catching a man eating caterpillar sure is an order which is tall 

and a climb so high can lead to quite a monumental fall 

but if you wanna take your chances well I guess that's your call