Double Standards Inc. Lyrics - Robert Pollard

At 90 degrees Kansas sinks into a fine red hue 

The same place the fly got smashed 

The air smells of money 

Double standards, honey 

Talk precisely when you're gunning 

The tape machine's not running 

At the equal opportunity investment seminar 

Out there in the fields 

Of equally sharp minds 

Gimme a quick gimmick- 5 to 1 

One smells dynamite 

Not one to run from a good fight 

Double Standards Incorporated!