Showbiz Opera Walrus Lyrics - Robert Pollard

Uncorking a fresh jug of Indian ripple 

The road to excess is a time bomb 

The kids in the back wipe snot on the tail 

Of your silver tuxedo but still youll not fail 

Youre the showbiz opera walrus 

A double bassoon and a college full of christians 

Expensive and horsey 

Let go the balloon 

The rope walking skeletons dance to the tune 

Of the showbiz opera walrus