Sweet Transvestite Lyrics - Soundtrack - Rocky Horror Picture Show

[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] 

How do you do 

I see you've met my, faithful, handyman 

He's just a little brought down 

'Cause when you knocked 

He thought you were the candyman 

Don't get strung out 

By the way I look 

Don't judge a book by its cover 

I'm not much of a man 

By the light of day 

But by night I'm one hell of a lover 

I'm just a sweet transvestite 

From Transexual, Transylvania 

Let me show you around 

Maybe play you a sound 

You look like you're both pretty groovy 

Or if you want something visual 

That's not too abysmal 

We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie 

[Brad Majors:](spoken) 

I'm glad we caught you at home 

Could we use your phone? 

We're both in a bit of a hurry 

[Janet Weiss:](spoken) Right! 

[Brad Majors:](spoken) 

We'll just say where we are 

Then go back to the car 

We don't want to be any worry 

[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] 

Well you got caught with a flat 

Well how 'bout that 

Well babies don't you panic 

By the light of the night 

It'll all seem alright 

I'll get you a Satanic mechanic 

I'm just a sweet transvestite 

From Transexual, Transylvania 

Why don't you stay for the night 

[Riff Raff:] Night! 

[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] Or maybe a bite 

[Columbia:] Bite! 

[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] I could show you my favorite obsession 

I've been making a man 

With blonde hair and a tan 

And he's good for relieving my tension 

I'm just a sweet transvestite 

From Transexual, Transylvania 

Hit it! Hit it! 

I'm just a sweet transvestite 

[Chorus:] Sweet Transvestite! 

[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] From Transexual 

[Chorus:] Transylvania 

[Dr. Frank-N-Furter:] So come up to the lab 

And see what's on the slab 

I see you shiver with antici.....pation 

But maybe the rain 

Is really to blame 

So I'll remove the cause 

But not the symptom