Who's Gonna Take Me Home Lyrics - Rod Stewart

(R. Stewart, K. Savigar, J. Davis) 

Well I arrived on time 

My courduroy suit and me bottle of wine 

There were women wall to wall 

It's Saturday night and I wanted them all 

everyone 

Sidled up for a dance 

I tried a new step and fell in the plants 

I told a joke, about the Pope 

It wasn't as funny as I would've hoped 

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Nobody told me she was the daughter 

of the mayor 

I was so embarrassed, I just wished the 

ground would swallow me up 

Accidentally my elbow hit the record player 

The rock 'n' roll stopped 

and everybody just stared 

(oh no) 

Who's gonna take me home 

I'm tired and I wanna go to bed 

Who's gonna take me home 

This party's gone right to my head 

I didn't worry, not me 

Panic ain't in my vocabulary 

Smashed beyond reproach 

Suddenly I wanted to take off my clothes 

All hell broke loose 

I started to take off my trousers and shoes 

And so I tried to look cool 

I stepped back and fell in the pool 

The hostess helped me out 

and asked for my dismissal 

I said I was sorry, but I've been 

under so much pressure 

just lately, baby 

I felt as popular as a Russian guided missile 

The last thing I remember, I left with a girl 

on a motor bike 

That weighed three hundred pounds and 

what's wrong with that 

Who's gonna take me home 

I'm tired and I wanna go to bed 

Who's gonna take me home 

This party's gone right to my head 

to my head 

I woke up on the floor 

Still in my suit and she told me I snored 

I never felt so cheap 

I had a good laugh at the size of her feet 

Holy Moses, I don't like this single living 

I think I'll find me a nice local girl and 

settle on down, now 

With a home and a garden 

and a nature quite forgiving 

Then again maybe I'll just hang around 

Who's gonna take me home 

I'm tired and I wanna go to bed, right now 

Who's gonna take me home 

This party's gone right to my head 

to my head 

Now who's gonna take me home 

Hey Brian could you give me a lift 'cos I don't live 

too far from you, boy 

Mary c'mon I've known you so long please give 

me a lift home, oh c'mon 

Jim oh c'mon boys would you just 

give me a lift home 

I don't live too far from here and I'm so tired