Morning Wood Lyrics - Rodney Carrington

Moooooooorning Woood 

Yeeehhhaaaa! 

Well I get up in the mornin and I'm feelin good 

Cuz underneath the covers is my mornin wood 

My wife wakes up and looks my way 

Kids run in and ruin my day 

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood 

He's a man who really loves his morning 

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood 

Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee 

All Slumped over tryin to avoid the seat 

I raised up and still the same 

So on the wall I wrote my name 

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Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood 

He's a man who really loves his morning 

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood 

Ya my wife walks in and sees the mess 

I can tell right away she's not impressed 

I clean it all up and I start to cry 

It won't go down and I don't know why 

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood 

He's a man who really loves his morning 

Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood 

Well I got to go to work and theres still no change 

I'm thinking by now theres something strange 

Still feels good and it really don't hurt 

So all I do is un-tuck my shirt 

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Wood Wood Wood Morning Wood Wood Wood 

He's a man who really loves his morning woooood 

He's a man who really loves his morning woooood 

He's a man who really loves his morning woooood 

YeeeeeHaaaa! 

Rodney your not going to work like that are you 

Honey I'm taking the convertible yaahaa!