The Pubic Hair Song Lyrics - Rodney Carrington

Well life on a crotch is kinda laid back 

Watching them peckers try to get in her crack 

I get messy when they slip me off the track 

THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR! 

Well she fluffs me up when she's going on a date 

Tosses me aside when she gonna masturbate 

Scratches me to death if her period's late 

THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR! 

When she's not feeling horny and she uses Vaseline 

Takes a little shower and rubs me clean 

I'll appreciate it when I'm covered with cream 

THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR! 

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Well I like it when they eat 

But I don't like when they diddle 

I get touched when you pound on her middle 

Curl right up when she takes a little piddle 

THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR! 

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